Hey! Guess what time it is almost? It is almost time for the SMALL PRESS EXPO (SPX)! I’ll be there September 17-18 t table K11a, assisted by the beautiful Matthew Monthei. And Saturday night I’ll DJing the SPX prom with assistance from Aatmaja Pandya and Chris Kindred and I am SUPER EXCITED.

Come come come! It’s a really great show. I would tell you to go even if I weren’t there. Well, I’d forget to tell you to go, but I’d MEAN to tell you to go, but then I’d get distracted; maybe digress into something pointless.

Meanwhile, have some more gay babysitting comics.