Those of you who know me may recognize this storyline; yes it is drawn from events that happened to me about 7 years ago. But it will be a fictional account. As always, when I pull storylines from reality, I change a lot, so the story will take the characters where I want them to go.

For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s ancient history; let us speak of it no more. Please enjoy this fictionalized account instead.